Soapy
United States
Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
:((
Tokyo, Japan
Mind your own business
Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing my hands. I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch. I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on my left hand because I was too frightened to explain. FML
Unsanitary
United Kingdom
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
Cheyenne
United States
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Anonymous
Soapy
Today, like every morning, I washed my mouthguard with bar soap. Tonight, though, I realized I hadn’t rinsed as well as I should have, there's soap between my teeth. FML
Waitingtomoveout
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Anonymous
Australia
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I…
Today, pearlescent liquid soap squirted all over my white pants while washing my hands. I have 6 more hours of work looking like I jizzed myself. FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Mom of 3
So sweet
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
jdsksoapy
United States
No cussing
Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
Top comments
CASoulNYCmind 0
What the hell are you talking about?! What the hell is this pony you speak of?! I'm so confizzled.
amy10 0
lol wow ydi why didn't u just cut it out?
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amy10 0
lol wow ydi why didn't u just cut it out?
NobodysLover 0
LOL!!! good one #1 ps: Someone forgot their thinkin cap 2 day
iKaite 0
I think this person has OCD and an obsessive hoarding of unneccesary objects disorder. Lol@Them.
originalkermit 0
yeah, seriously. ... and are we suppose to be suprised to find out that she is 16. Sounds like something a stupid 16yo would do, haha.
Leonard3 0
hahahahaha that's funny but its okay, because i totally would do the same exact thing. haha i'm 15 soo it's all good.
wasted0087 0
Stupid 16yo? Come on now, I'm 16 years old and at least I have proper grammar, also I am capable of spelling "supposed", try to refrain from being stereotypical.
JokerJohn7 0
stupid 16yo? I'm 15 and I know how to spell surprised^^^
flakes_fml 0
lol this should be on mlia
b182link 0
I did that to get a plastic frog! when I was 4..
kieran247 0
I agree with 226
kewlster1 0
if u were a guy this wouldve been funnier
Idiot_Savant 0
that's amazing!!! I love you!
Geekstazz8 4
Clearly, she has O.C.D. She just hiding it by buying soap with small toys.
jburkes 12
Dude, fail. "Proper grammar" includes using sentence structure properly. You separated your thoughts with commas.
functional 13
Remember to put punctuation before closing a quote, "like this." It might feel a bit weird but it's correct.
mattrd_fml 31
You forgot to place a comma after the word "weird."
28actress 22
I agree with number 1! Such a waste of water!!!
CASoulNYCmind 0
What the hell are you talking about?! What the hell is this pony you speak of?! I'm so confizzled.
swooshq 0
wow uh..me too.. but apparently it's a toy pony in the soap, never heard of it though
thisislove_fml 0
wellll, when i was little we had soap and they had a little plastic toy in the middle. so once the soap was gone you gotta toy. ya know, incourage kids to wash thier hands. i had a duck.. and a seamonkey... hahahahaha !
CeltricShock 0
THAT'S AWESOME!
ducttape89 0
i agree this is dumb its ******* soap
EffYoLife 14
i bet they dont make those any more cuz theyre scared kids will choke on em. is it me, or are kids today dumber than we were back then! we rarely choked on things like that lol and yeah this person has OCD. and cutting it out wouldnt help cuz it would leave a dent. they probably wanted it smooth
funtoo2 0
ha. once i had a bar of soap that had a fish in the middle of it. i was smart enough to cut it out. i was only 7.
Logica42 0
A dent in what? The soap? If you wash your hands so much that the animal in the middle comes out, the soap is gone. Probably ENTIRELY gone. A dent wouldn't make a difference... though I suppose you would have a lot of uneven soap that you didn't know what to do with, but you could just leave the sink running with the soap under the water and walk away. >> But yeah, a nick in the toy would suck. >>
jewelzgalore 0
No, the kids aren't any dumber. The parents are just a lot more sue-happy.
cbuckk 0
i would do it
lovemyfml 0
Oh my god! I need that soap! it is SO cool! but I would wait until the end of the soap ...
mcbthboy 0
I too agree.... Dumb ******* soap!
blobs94 12
I looked it up, and all I could find was "dirtiness" D:
iKaite 0
LOL. This is actually my favourite FML ever.
black4wolf 0
Wtf.... A Pony? Are you hgh you dick
BabesYourAStar 0
there's a plastic toy inside the soap. The toy is a pony.
cassidy420 0
was it necessary to insult the person?..
pandas_13 2
*high. You spelled it wrong.
iHavetoPiss 0
You're an idiot. I dnot get how this was FML worthy, to be honest.
heyyou1203 0
i agree. SO many ppl post shit like, "Today I did something a kid would do. I'm an adult. FML" Do they want sympathy for acting immature? Or just want to brag about how they have nothing better to do with their lives? I act like a kid sometimes, but I don't feel guilty about it and post it on FML.
Logica42 0
The point of the FMLs is that they realize all of a sudden they're acting stupid/childish, and they're like "oh, **** me," ... kinda like that one xkcd... read your comment back to you aloud... "I'm a retard. Oh gosh. I'm so sorry. I... I didn't know." Because it implies that their life...it is a LIE. And they realize that in this one shocking moment. They realize that they ARE the person everybody complains about when said person isn't around. That they ARE the annoying person in line at the grocery store/coffee store. That they... are morons. So yeah. FYL, OP. FYL. /sage nod Edit: By "FYL," I of course meant "Do not attempt to fix it, do not pass go, do not collect 200$, just FYL," in case you were curious. Because some things are far too broken to fix.
3rere 0
i feel like its just a generic formula to get on this website and im getting tired of this one i see one like this everyday like "I got excited about having ice cream cake. Im 46. FML" and im tired of it.
ROLLSROYCE 0
man i hate the ones that are the same as one tht was posted the day before just useing different words in somae parts
wandaax03 0
Hahaha @132: that was actually very insightful!
Bcfrmkc816 17
I will help you plug it up and make you ******
iKaite 0
Its a toy pony, about the size of a nickel.
xOpheliacx 0
They still make soap with toys inside?! Where can I find these? hahaha. I had some with Disney Princesses in them when I was little. And, you should have just cut it out. YDI
AAAAHHHH12 2
Someone has too much time on their hands..
iKaite 0
Or too much soap on their hands.
BoomGoesDynamite 0
roflcopter
IToldYouSo 0
#19, I think that comment just made my day. Lol. But why didn't you just break the soap or something?
ashell 0
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! #19
dirty_harry_007 14
Ahahaha, you clever bastard ;)
LaurenDTF 0
whaaaaaaa ?
allmidnighteyes 11
wtf?
Mulada 0
"Today, I saw a little girl stop a car with her hands and I realized I'm still a virgin. FML." Because... I don't know.