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Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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Top comments
Blackhawk706 23
How could boobies possibly be disappointing?
fishstick557 14
A real boyfriend would care for who you are and not your body ultimately it's up to you to decide whether to keep him or move on
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fishstick557 14
A real boyfriend would care for who you are and not your body ultimately it's up to you to decide whether to keep him or move on
ktmla 14
I'd say move on and try to erase that horrible mammary..
77777771 12
#29.. That was one of your breast puns!
Ian7890 23
#1 well obviously he doesn't care too much for her body
viva_la_blondes 15
Yeah OP your breasts don't define who you are. Don't let him give you an iden-titty crisis.
ladybugz23 13
100% agree!!
Pleonasm 36
This is getting out of hand; we should nipple this thread in the bud before we go bust.
viva_la_blondes 15
Just find someone that is nicer. Someone you get along with that can not only be a lover but a breast friend too.
cryssycakesx3 23
just because he was disappointed doesn't mean he doesn't care about her or doesn't love her. my boyfriend is too skinny. it disappoints me, but he's still really sexy and I certainly do not love him any less.
sunnyray812 42
#54; He shouldn't make her feel bad about it. Since he did, he obviously doesn't care about her.
jazzy_123 20
54, that doesn't justify it. Your bf might not feel bad about you calling him skinny the same way my bf doesn't feel bad when I call him fat. I'm sure if your bf told you something about your body being weird or disproportionate you'd feel bad.
kangx1 28
He obviously doesn't only care about OPs ****. Was saying that he was disappointed the nicest thing to say? No. He love OP for who she is not her body that's why he's still with her
_DarkWolf_ 4
Well said #64. He should have more respect for her feelings than that.
tmart_67 12
Obviously never talked to a guy
tr3vvv 9
100% agree with #1 if I was dating a girl I liked, is love her body regardless. He's clearly been watching Far to much ****
Jakob2255 12
where does #59 get that the bf meant to be hurtful at least he was honest and said was he was thinking. better than being a liar.
jazzy_123 20
74, that was my point Lol.
TunaFireStarter 16
130, you don't have to lie to spare someone's feelings. He could have simply not said anything and it likely wouldn't have caused any problems.
nickzpic 8
You guys are milking these breast jokes for everything they've got.
incoherentrmblr 22
Well, that deescalated quickly...
viva_la_blondes 15
Yeah enough of all this... let's just get back to the booby jokes like adults.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Absolutely right he shouldn't be like that. I sure woukdnt
CupOfCoffee 14
#54 I don't see why you get all the downsvotes. Some things might disappoint. But the thing is, do you TELL your boyfriend? Maybe you just keep it to yourself? Or maybe he just doesn't mind. Maybe OP is very self-conscious about her chest. If that's the case, then that was a real dick move from her boyfriend.
Spyingcheeseman 8
He didn't say anything about losing interest in her because of her boobs.. he just said that her boobs were smaller than he expected. that doesn't mean that he only wants her for her body.
viva_la_blondes 15
Oh... Ok so no more boob jokes then?
SpamPam 18
she might not want someone who makes her feel self-conscious/ ashamed of her own body. If he really did care about her, he would care about we feelings, which his comment suggests otherwise. Just cause he "still has interest" in her doesn't mean he deserves her company after a remark like that
thatssomia 12
dump him
Blackhawk706 23
How could boobies possibly be disappointing?
The_Big_Boss 20
My first thought too. My favorite breasts are the ones I'm allowed to touch
Pleonasm 36
Ha, I'll probably get flak for this, but: not everything is aesthetically pleasing to everyone. Never found something you found less appealing to the eye? Nothing visual is exempt from disappointment in that same way. A certain person will not find everything beautiful, and it's all just up to taste. Before anyone jumps in, I'm not justifying OP's boyfriend, nor am I making a judgment on her boobs. You asked a question pertaining to taste, and I tried to respond.
blazingshot147 19
#2 simple, you don't care for boobs as much as pleasing your girlfriend.
ignorantpopcorn 12
He's just mimicking her reaction from when she saw his boobies.
zinoxity 23
The only thing I can think of I'd maybe OP wore push up bras too much and deceived her bf? Who knows.
SuperStormCindy 8
push up bras aren't deceiving. Maybe if they're from Victoria's Secret (because let's face it. They're like 90% padding.) but push up bras are only boosting what you already have. You don't understand bras, I guess.
Chibi_Kitten 24
When you have to wear a bra....big boobs=a more irritable woman in the summer
justsomerandguy 8
#104 "Boosting" is still deceiving. Making them look better than they actually are is clearly deceiving, whether you like it or not. Sorry to break it to you. That's how guys see it.
medontkno 1
I agree, I have NEVER seen a pair of boobs and said they were disappointing EVER~ all of 'em are awesome!
Sundevil99 10
I can't take you seriously with that profile pic. xD
qnmt 9
#19: Having aesthetic preferences is one thing, speaking them out loud in a way that hurts another person is another :)
qnmt 9
#104 No we don't. Speak for yourself, don't generalize. :)
Ololo_fml 16
#2 & #13 really?? guys you know that there are shapes that looks really weird, right? like pectus carinatum or snoopy breasts. The guy didn't say anything that could have insulted her: he was just dissapointed. It's not like he will broke up because of it p.s. still 70-90% push-up bras are dissapointing
purbur 9
Push up bras just push up what you have- like the name suggests. There has to be something to push up in the first place. Padded bras are the deceiving ones because it's adding to the cup so the bra itself would feel thicker. Personally, I think that push-up bras are just advertising what you already have while padded bras would be considered false advertisement.
feelingold 18
166 - it depends.. Maybe he was disappointed by their droopyness, not their size. In which case the push up is the deception. Sorry! Personally as long as they're reasonably pert I like any size...
awkward_gothlady 32
#123 - So where do you draw the line, then? Everyone does something to enhance themselves. How is a push-up bra any worse than make-up, or even wearing deodorant?
squideth 18
I don't understand why any of you think it's any of your business what bra a person chooses to where. It is something they chose for themselves and why anyone calls it "false advertising durr" is unbelievable.
hoppyhoppy 3
They were probably really flat and saggy, or she wears push ups/padded bras a lot.
Wuff 6
What a dick!
tayymeds 23
Maybe he's being a dick for the lack of him not having one?
Nuggetzor97 10
This is the only place on the internet that say that guys with preferences are assholes
ktmla 14
#11: "For the lack of him not having one".. So he does have one because he's lacking the absence of one? Not to be a grammar nazi but your double negative is confusing me.
Danne696 14
Only if they make rude comments based on said preferences.
Axel5238 29
Preference is one thing being a dick about it is something else. The fact he was a dick about it is what people are taking issue with. Not sure how people confuse the two things.
SuperStormCindy 8
It's fine to have "preferences." But to put your girlfriend down just because she doesn't live up to those "preferences" is a whole different story.
awkward_gothlady 32
#16 - Having preferences doesn't make you an asshole. Telling your girlfriend that some part of her body is disappointing does.
flurpiee 14
Tell him the same thing when you see his dick :)
Enslaved 38
Well, I hope she never sees his dick and breaks up with the ass that would make her self conscience about her body.
cyttex 13
I feel like he hyped himself up for them and they weren't as cool as he thought, I'm attracted to them bit I know people who see nothing sexual or attractive about them.
Pleonasm 36
"Someone"? At least twenty people, you mean. Yes we get it, you guys want OP to make fun of his dick too.
hoppyhoppy 3
Hahaha.
MeTheBeast 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Plastic surgery is always an option...
badluckalex 23
no it isnt...
DumbAndYoung 30
Not if you're only doing it to please a guy.
kewpiesuicide 29
It is if she wants it. It's her body.
themonesterman 12
#21 Sure it is, but think about the later life! Immideate pleasures and gratifications do not come before long term consequences.
cryssycakesx3 23
isn't plastic surgery to be more attractive... for a guy? inb4 someone says it's to feel better about yourself -- it is, because you're more attractive... for a guy.
kingdomgirl94 29
OR you feel more confident because you feel like you fill out clothes better or you no longer feel like people laugh at you when you wear a bathing suit. People don't just look good to attract people. Also: this is super heteronormative. Some women want to look good for other women ;)
littlekellilee 45
55 have you had kids? Some women have said theirs are deflated like balloons after having them. Some women are born like that. Some women don't have the perfect pair of breasts and avoid mirrors, or even looking down, when they have no bra on. It makes sense to get surgery FOR YOURSELF in those cases, because it's an option for a body part that you can't change through diet or exercise. I know I've been in those situations through medications for other parts of me, and it's a horrible feeling. So don't assume all women do it for a guy. And hope yours never deflate so you don't have to feel that feeling.
SuperStormCindy 8
Not at all. And you mean for a guy/girl.
jagneaux 14
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jagneaux 14
That's like saying a transgender changes their gender to be attractive.
tayymeds 23
I'm sure you could say the same thing back to him OP.
speakersboom 19
I bet his boobies are disappointing.
I_cant_think 10
Mine are :(
skilova4lifezzz 19
What was he expecting, watermelons with fireworks shooting out?
cryssycakesx3 23
heck, he's not dating Katy Perry..
aireeahna 23
or maybe he was expecting a Katy Perry moment?
destructor2014 3
That would be awesome!
nunes36 20
H
Crofty92 17
Well you know what to say when you see his penis then.
speakersboom 19
I read your comment in Stan's voice.
ZannityZan 13
Ouch - that's pretty douchey and shallow of him. Sorry, OP. :/