David H.
🌶️ Spicy
Check 'em
Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
sad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
gross
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Imretarded
United States
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Anonymous
Sherwood Park, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Let down
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
latino
United States
Natural history
Today, at the museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML
ohmygod
United States
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
scarred
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
joshinbaltimore
United States
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
medstudent
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
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Zassuh 7
Have you never watched ****?
perdix 31
You saw boobs volunteering? Usually you have to pay them even to come out and play.
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Comments (149)
truehitman2010 0
lol p
truehitman2010 0
lol perdix*
unfortunate_13 5
turn on the tv, plenty of boobs on there nowadays!
slimshadyy_fml 0
nowadays?? really??? not to be mean or anything but u have to be at least 80 to say that word seriously...
23lf 16
Not to be mean or anything but you're an idiot.
Korro 8
your off to a great start to be an adult.
TaylorTheBoss 4
^WTF is that pic??
IRULE010 13
A bear I think :)
Angio113 10
Is that the elusive BEAR-WOLF?!?!
sourgirl101 29
So if you didn't volunteer, you still would not have seen boobs? What a sheltered life you live. Sounds like it's you own choice though. Do something about it or don't complain.
jakegryan 0
do boys see your boobs? answer that
sfv818danny 0
hello hottie, sourgirl
macskapingvin 0
I imagine he was rather hoping the first boobs he saw would be just before having sex with someone he rather liked, not helping a decrepit old woman get dressed. He has every right to complain. This may sound silly, but the first time a guy sees boobs in real life is a pretty memorable moment. He just had that ruined.
TerrorDollie 0
How special.
foreveryoung97_fml 2
PornHub.com RedTube.com ..... yuh chose bruh .....
alex1432 9
/like this comment lol
dastache 0
lmao
BarneyA 0
You should have been more assertive in your younger years then. FYL
foreveryoung97_fml 2
bitch
DocBastard 40
I don't think the FML here is OP's age at seeing his first boobs. The FML here is that the first boobs he saw resembled half-filled bags of sand hanging down to the knees of a shriveled corpse that has turned him from a hormone-enraged teenager into a celibate hermit.
andacondakiwi 11
I agree, Doc. that would be terrible!
LoveMySoldier82 0
Scarred for life
someone234 5
oh gosh :/ sorry bout that mate