Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
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Emma Marshall 19
At least it can only go up from here 😂
awildwhisper 30
So like yoga..or stretching...? When you say gymnastics I'm imagining her bedroom has the full on beam, bar, floor mat setup complete with her doing handstands and the splits and I'm very impressed!
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Emma Marshall 19
At least it can only go up from here 😂
RichardPencil 32
Unless there’s something wrong with him, “it” won’t be going up for a while.
RichardPencil 32
Well, you know what “they” say: “Once you go GILF, Nothing rhymes with GILF*” *except MILF and DILF.
Leeono 26
Once you go GILF you become obsessed with that filth....
awildwhisper 30
So like yoga..or stretching...? When you say gymnastics I'm imagining her bedroom has the full on beam, bar, floor mat setup complete with her doing handstands and the splits and I'm very impressed!
hfnsjsnsjzns 18
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living a life is just like being raped, if you cannot resist......why not just enjoy it😏
BeachMammal 8
If you can say that, you must have NO idea what rape is really like, how truly horrific and experience it is. Grow up!
devi_916 39
What made you think this comment was a good idea? Nothing about it was a good idea.
nubs 23
That must have been traumatising 😳
pjsr 33
That’s actually pretty smart, because she can use her sagging breasts as dumbbells.
commandpriority 5
Pics or it didn’t happen!
Cali 57
Please no.
middlenamefrank2 4
We're all humans, none of us perfect, each one of us possessing our own particular kind of beauty. Hopefully, you'll live to be 73 yo too. If you learn to enjoy beauty of all types now, you'll not only be a happier person when you get to that age, you'll have a much more enjoyable life til then.
BeachMammal 8
Thank you for saying that. I was thinking along the same lines.
kazekai8 11
Gonna need alot of bleach to unseen it
daengh 15
Come back when you're 73 and tell us how much better looking, active, and fit you are than she is today.