Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
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Top comments
Ninjafriends 1
Free time doesn't automatically mean you've got a date. There's that whole attraction thing. That's what's tripping you up.
Scubadiver172001 0
Just because she's not busy tomorrow doesn't mean she is attracted to you OP....
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Comments (88)
Plusbits 0
Ouch. She's really not worth it, just keep trying.
iSitt 0
The greater the risk, the greater the reward.
perdix 31
Well, Plusbits, one of them is not worth it, and I'm thinking it's the OP.
fakeaccountX 6
This is when you go Borat-style and bring out the burlap sack...
Scubadiver172001 0
Just because she's not busy tomorrow doesn't mean she is attracted to you OP....
bonbon805 0
very true
natirixoxo 0
wow you got turned down for a date fyl. You might as well just end it right now because when something (really anything) bad happens that's worse than that you're hopeless.
Miomo 3
Idk, maybe shes cleaning up your looks for tomorrow night............. yeah i dont know.
mozeltov 7
sucks for you, try goin for someone in your league fatty YDI
Randen_fml 0
win
Poepiepiesie 3
Fail..
evilpieboy 0
win
demarcusT 0
win?
dne1 0
win
bonnie_vb8 5
I wouldnt be talkin... the picture u have for your user name isn't all that attractive either... cough cough.... "fatty"
slapka29 5
rejected!
EffinToofer 3
So, you got rejected. Life goes on. Next time try my favorite pickup line, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
wesley99 0
Hahaha win
sammy432 0
Aaaww sorry OP. She isn't good enough for you. Some day that special someone wi come up into your life and show you why it never worked out with anyone else. Sorry Xoxo
v1kt4r 13
Yeah lets go with that...
demarcusT 0
so if I fail to make it into a sports team, does that mean i'm too good for it?
sammy432 0
no, but it might mean that certain sport isn't your best. Or to keep trying and one day you will finally get accepted into something that has to do with that sport.
freakinglaugher 10
Maybe she wasn't into you. :p
gooBUZZ 0
Durrhhp.
Ran3 0
X2
Gfrigo 1
Yeah your life sucks when someone would rather clean than go out to dinner with you.
FYLDeep 26
It's not you, it's her. Maybe she doesn't even eat food at all. That would be awkward.
perdix 31
As we learned yesterday, some girls like cleaning better than mediocre sex. She must have already sized you up.
macskapingvin 0
Not a YDI, not a FYL. Just mundane.
papaya_master 4
Ohhh Burn... that's harsh. :(