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WhatTheFuck This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Bridgeview, United States

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Today, I had to listen to my grandma talk about how she's "allergic" to toilet paper, and how she lets nature "take care of it". FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Buy your grandma a different brand and tell her it's organic.

What did you do to deserve that

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Buy your grandma a different brand and tell her it's organic.

Or hypoallergenic.

Buy several types. Get little 4-packs so she can try them and pick one.

lexiieeex3 32

Wonder how she feels about baby wipes...

Thats disgusting

mds9986 24

Shitty situation.

I don't even want to know what she means by that.

She wipes her butt along the ground like a dog.

FalloutScrolls 25

Pine cones....

Or she just... soaks in her nastiness... ew *shivers*

Three seashells

To each there own I guess .

Each to *their* own?

Banana leaves work wonders. Just sayin'. I carry a few with me at all times in case I have an "emergency".

I say doubling up on socks is a better way to go. That way, you have extra socks to only store banana leaves in.

I collect socks for an entirely different, but essential, reason.

I hope your mother never has to come across that collection under your bed, 20.

Pfft. I got the best of my socks framed and hung on the wall. They are my pride and joy.

cat4651 15

Oh I truly hope she washes up somehow.

What the **** is right

Your username is very appropriate, OP.

What did you do to deserve that