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KarentheInsomniac

Today my insomnia was so bad when I finally fell asleep I had a nightmare that it was my birthday and everyone I know forgot. When I woke up I was happy that I slept at all. I guess nightmares are a good thing now. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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OP - It sounds to me like you probably need to see a professional. It’s not a thing to feel bad about, getting help when we need it is smart.

fde2blknimout 18

No wonder no one showed up. You don’t know the difference between a bad dream and a nightmare.

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OP - It sounds to me like you probably need to see a professional. It’s not a thing to feel bad about, getting help when we need it is smart.

who else was so bored that they had to read it twice to make sure it was really that fckn boring

Everyone forgot your birthday. Really? that’s your nightmare? 😂

fde2blknimout 18

No wonder no one showed up. You don’t know the difference between a bad dream and a nightmare.

That's hardly a nightmare

You should try smoking weed my friend or well you don’t have to smoke it but the stuff is a miracle