This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
By Anonymous - 30/3/2020 08:09
Today I woke up to the sound of my mom screaming and banging on my door, claiming she couldn't find her vodka and I had stolen it. It was in her left hand. I took the car to get the fuck away and make sure she didn't get another DWI. I've been parked in an empty Macy's parking lot for 5 hours now. fML
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