Today, I was walking along the beach at night with my family. A huge wave came up and knocked me over. When we got to the van, I realized that the keys that had been in my pocket were now in the ocean. Our cell phones, shoes, and money were in the van. We had to walk three miles to our hotel. FML
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cricketsins 36
OP here! Just to clarify: Waves knock people off their feet easily. We weren't lazy, we just didn't want to walk barefoot through a place covered with broken beer bottles and vomit. We couldn't break the window because the van had an alarm system, plus it was a nice van and we didn't want to harm it - especially if we were perfectly capable of walking to the hotel and dealing with it the next day.
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L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
At least you didn't drown or something because all those things are replaceable, you are not.
Redoxx_fml 22
The sea be a cruel mistress
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Comments (126)
xDistant 13
I would of just broken the window.
Andrewz99 5
At Least You Did Exercise On That 3 Mile Walk.....
spookycat32 6
Continental drift must be escalating, I didn't know Tennessee had, or bordered, an ocean!!! :o
fleckney26 25
Three miles isn't much, no more than 40-50 minutes at a good pace