Work: Today, I was at work and was expecting a call from a new job....

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By twentyonecliques - 09/03/2016 18:47 - United States

Today, I was at work and was expecting a call from a new job. The phone rang, so I answered just as my boss was walking by. He fired me for being on the phone and the call i was on was the other job saying the position was filled. FML

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