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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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Pyrodron 0

YOU IDIOT. YOU KNOW BETTER.

xoxocristi 0

I was in FYE and there was a dirty old mexian man looking in the "Mature" DVD section and was warring plastic gloves. He kept examining the DVDs and weirdly looking over at me so I left. Turns out he is my school bus driver.

TillyTime 4

ur a fail dude

TawnyGraves 5

If i was just chillen on a bench minding my own business, and some crockpot throws a fricken rock at me....i'd get pissed too!!

dannemp 7

Man, you totally deserved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3peeps 5

you so deserved it dont be mean to hobos they cant afford cable and you dont know what they might be hiding

Frankinatore98 0

To the OP: What the **** were you thinking? You should NEVER do stupid shit like that. Burn in hell. Oh, and #170, don't you ever say shit like that again.

QMoneyMaker723 0

That's not cool you had to see that coming

E_Hellknight 3

I'm not calling fake on this, but I have seen a lot of fmls that go: "Today I saw (insert victim here). I thought it would be funny to (insert mean action here). He thought it would be funny to (insert victim's revenge here)." And almost all of them include a homeless man as the victim. Again, not calling fake, but I'm just saying these fmls all sound very similar.

Blass_fml 2

Hahahaha xD it woulda made my da if he was a cop cuz you so deserved it