Transportation: Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats... - FML

By bdutton - 24/04/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

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bdutton 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 6:21

as the OP, I would like to say that it was to the original mix of Benny Benassi's Satisfaction

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FackMyLyfe 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:20

lol I can really imagine this going on from the cop's perspective. Today, while on break, I see a kid in his car uncontrollably moving his body. I figured.."SEIZURE!" I quickly rush over to the car as fast as I could and tap on the window. Apparently he was only dancing in his car..FML

sjl89 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:13

oh, man. what kind of dancing was that? lol.

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Thoric 3

Wednesday 11 August 2010 7:43

HAHAHAH

MissSmileyFace 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 10:54

that happened to me before too. he told me never to do that ever again...then i put on a sad face. "never, you hear me." "yes, sir" and i do it again xP

WTFreversed 5

Sunday 12 September 2010 13:43

lol that's funny if you were another person he'd would of thought you were raping them

ItsJustMak 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 3:28

lmfao dyde

cptmorgan14 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 9:12

that's just awesome!!!

BRADLEYH 7

Tuesday 31 May 2011 6:13

At least he cares!

nika10105 14

Saturday 30 July 2011 8:49

u must be a HORRIBLE dancer

MiaLoves 8

Thursday 18 August 2011 18:35

YUH TECHNO! :D

bagleface 6

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:53

YDI for listening to the worst genre of music on the planet

Haven246 7

Monday 20 February 2012 5:24

Lolololololololololololololol dubstep?

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