Today, I got a message from a "Private Ad" girl telling me that...

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2019 12:00

Today, I got a message from a "Private Ad" girl telling me that if I don't pay her R5000 she'll post our conversation with the pictures all over the internet all because I told her I didn't have any more money to spend on her services. FML

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