Miscellaneous: Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden...

By kenbez123 - 14/08/2013 07:55 - Malta - Santa Venera

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML

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kenbez123 10

Wednesday 14 August 2013 23:10

The neighbour in question was male. No he was not naked (thank god). When he noticed me he just ran off back to his house.

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rob02 19

Wednesday 14 August 2013 16:10

Vegetarian I guess?

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 14 August 2013 16:10

Might want to assist them in getting checked for dementia or something

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GLaDOS8899 14

Tuesday 3 December 2013 9:46

Was she a zombie? Make sure you plant a bunch of Peashooters, Zombies are dangerous!

Darkwish3 6

Wednesday 29 January 2014 21:28

Suggest he get checked for dementia

Celfyndel 16

Wednesday 23 April 2014 4:57

This actually kind of inspired me. I'm now going to draw an elderly man eating flowers out of a garden because..well..I can! :D

musicalmayhem 4

Sunday 6 July 2014 0:51

…oh

paolino_fml 18

Saturday 8 November 2014 22:17

You took pictures right?

____gerard____ 11

Wednesday 24 December 2014 9:24

This will forever be my favourite thing

bleedingglitter 24

Wednesday 18 March 2015 22:01

Might be time for adult protective services to start checking in on him...

cloudyface 23

Saturday 16 January 2016 20:51

You know he might have some sort of mental disorder.

Cyrus00 41

Thursday 11 February 2016 2:39

And that kids is why you shouldn't take acid.

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