Thief and Transportation: Thanks guys

Thanks guys

By mommydearist - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my car broke down in the middle of the street. Lucky for me, two guys helped me push my car to the side of the road. Right when I was about to thank them, they stole my purse. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Wednesday 19 October 2011 12:31

The most chivalrous thugs in the world.

travinator41 2

Wednesday 19 October 2011 12:24

At least they weren't able to steal your car.

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glenbl54 11

Friday 21 October 2011 0:13

This exact story was on cracked.com a couple of weeks ago

masonbain93 9

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:16

At least you still have your car.

smokinburnout24 6

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:03

since you live in texas, im assuming they are probably illegal immigrants

cy031007 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 13:31

You cant get it both ways huh.. Something always needs to fvck up in your life prolly..

joeydifranco 11

Wednesday 24 April 2013 0:05

I accidentally clicked YDI. Sorry.

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