Emily Salt
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
🌶️ Spicy
Tasty
Today, whilst nibbling on my husband's ear, I swallowed a lump of his earwax. FML
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Mielad 0
You nibble, not suck. And either way, you'd be able to spit it out.
sparklestar69 1
spit it out an make a candle
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Comments (76)
Cenobyte 10
lmao YDI for swallowing something you found in your husbands ear. yuck!!!!
jayz9 0
Thats nasty!
TheNewGuy03 29
****, i get disgusted by my *own* earwax...and i've seen a lotta weird stuff in my lifetime... i don't even... |the kid|
vclare 0
um nibbling? or sticking your tongue right in his ear..
theking22 0
that is so disgusting
varkey 7
wtf is wrong with you?? why the **** were you nibbling on his ear, and why the **** does he not clean his ears?? this FML makes me seriously hate humanity
bloobelly 0
EW! there are just some things you can't unread :(
Lozinger 0
WTF!? Doesn't nibbling only involve the earlobe? Wax should not be near the lobe. Were you vacuuming out his earhole or something? You shouldn't have swallowed it anyway.
willacowan 0
um, EW
kobster782 0
It really does