Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sick during the night and had to puke. I had no bucket or trashcan nearby, so I ended up puking on the floor. However, because it was so dark, I didn't notice my cat lying in the exact spot where I puked. She was not amused, giving me the mother of all death glares before she started puking herself. FML
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML
Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
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Top comments
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Forget you, **** that cat's life. On the other hand, being thrown into a bucket and covered in a pool of puke is a decent torture method I'm adding to my list. Thanks, OP!
reallytho3 11
Somewhere God is on his throne laughing his ass off...
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Comments (223)
NoobCommenter96 0
That is so horrible!! I feel sorry for you. : (
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Is it wrong that I laughed so hard at this FML? xDDD BUT STILL!!! Poor Kitty. :(
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Nah, we all did. Except the furry amongst us, they probably didn't.
Grimmerie 31
On the contrary. I lost my shit at this FML. - your friendly neighbourhood furry
TheGothGamerGirl 20
Aw poor cat, the cat does not deserve it he/she was just having a nice cat nap. OP you should be more careful next time.
KRS_13 0
Well OP had to vomit, when someone has to vomit they don't normally think "hopefully my cats not sleeping in here!" they just want to throw up and get it over with.
LadiDi_fml 10
#39, sarcasm?
TheGothGamerGirl 20
90, Yes. This FML was quite enjoyable to read.
InYourFace77 0
Hahaha not gonna lie that's hilarious.. Until you realize you gotta clean that sh*t up! FYL and the cats
traviemojo 0
Midnight snack time!
fernclogger 5
Shit happens.. Oh wait vomit happens
chels1994 11
Eh.. F both your lives
Trey10TCash10 0
Sounds like a heck of a cat ya got there! #dumbasscat
Okayitwasme 0
Yuck! What a mess! Just when your feeling better you get to clean that up! I think when your'e better you should treat yourself.
trippythehippy 6
Mmm technicolor chunks. Just get really close and hose the kitty down.