Right under my nose

By _akwardsituation - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I realized the odd smell I've been trying to get out of the house is actually coming from me. FML
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Comments

cucuto89 0

its cause you need to get out of the house more, woman.

You're either indian or its your time of the month... which is it?

wtf. . . rofl how would you not know a smell is coming from you...?

dudeitsdanny 9

I think she might be the same woman who didn't pick up the rotting rat corpse for a month, thinking it was a dust bunny. What's with all the unhygienic women lately? Geez, and they complain about us men ;D

Well why should we have to stay clean if you guys don't? :|

because u're women, not get back to kitchen!

do what the French do. no, not bathe, wear lots of fragrance. jk, it doesn't work. get yourself wet.

I really wonder where does this prejudice against French people come from... That being said, I am amazed at how you could have not noticed the smell followed you outside your house too.

redhead12 0

Though it certainly seems that the French get the brunt of the "no washing" prejudice, it's important to know that Americans do tend to have more of a "cleanliness obsession" than some other countries. Whenever I've traveled abroad, the locals are always shocked that I shower more than once a day - that's a very American thing.

Then again I know some people who sometimes only shower twice a week, I think it's disgusting, but some americans just don't care.

how could you smell it if it's you? wouldn't you be used to it?

it's one of two things A; you don't shower or B; you roll in mud all day I'm guessing B

perdix 29

Douchebag! No, I'm not calling you names -- that's a way to get rid of that odd smell.

it's one of two things, either A; you don't shower or B; you roll in mud all day. I'm guessing B