School, Weird, Cats and Teachers: Relevant to my interests

Relevant to my interests

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my maths class and I had to sit through a slideshow of photos of our teacher's cat. The cat's name is Mr Cat. FML

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travellingfun 18

Wednesday 18 March 2015 19:01

Sounds like the best maths lesson ever.

guitar93cd 8

Wednesday 18 March 2015 19:01

Probably not the most fun, but hey at least you're not doing math!

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p36288 17

Thursday 19 March 2015 5:13

Fortunately, your teacher is not Schroedinger

Simbaby 23

Thursday 19 March 2015 5:16

Already you're not doing math ! I hate that shit !

zombiekiller52 24

Thursday 19 March 2015 5:22

Better then doing math

Puffpie 24

Thursday 19 March 2015 5:26

Or cat! Breakfast at Tiffany's!

purple_bunnies 20

Thursday 19 March 2015 5:27

Would you have rather done math?

farrito102993 9

Thursday 19 March 2015 5:38

why are you complaining? cats are always better than math!

willliamfriend 18

Thursday 19 March 2015 7:07

Crazy cat lady/man alert!

Parvati48 15

Thursday 19 March 2015 8:27

Sounds like Mrs. Figg from Harry Potter had a son. :P

annalivlivliv 20

Thursday 19 March 2015 12:10

I want to swap teachers with you immediately.

MitchMeow 7

Thursday 19 March 2015 12:45

That sounds awesome!!

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Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML

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Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML

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Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML

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