2yearsofHotSexThenThis
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Performance anxiety
Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML
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k1ng 0
it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha
NoRemorse 0
the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.
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Comments (109)
dreadlocmask 15
Try going without sex for a DECADE. Then talk to me.
Auribahl 13
The oppertunity arose, but you didnt
SpaceFinn 13
No no,an opportunity was erect ??
RainCl0ud 22
The only thing that arose was the opportunity.
tgranatire_12 19
Nothing arising about that opportunity
rupertajm90 15
an opportunity arose, but you didn't.... i can relate
papa_raatsi 9
It seems the opportunity was the only thing to arise.
mattiagardin 15
Don't listen to the comments, it can happen and it's not your fault. Try to be more relaxed next time, have less expectations
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Sounds like the only thing that did arise was the opportunity.