Cars, Awkward and Transportation: Mistaken ID

Mistaken ID

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Niles

Today, somebody kicked the crap out of my car and spray painted "CHEATER" on the sides. I've never even had a girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 155

You deserved it 1 572

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Top comments

UncleCaitlyn 21

Monday 25 January 2016 0:20

What kind of asshole resorts to possible jail time for revenge of that sort

Its_Sinon 15

Monday 25 January 2016 0:19

Hopefully you have good insurance, OP. Fyl.

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FelicityWishes 32

Monday 25 January 2016 7:17

If you're gonna be an idiot and do something like, you might as well find the right car.

silent_shark 10

Monday 25 January 2016 7:44

how can someone say that ydi?

TweetAnne 13

Monday 25 January 2016 12:40

Apparently you had 2 girlfriends. Fyl, but report it for vandalism.

shredzone 5

Monday 25 January 2016 13:44

On the good side, you have one cheating free now.

Badkarma4u 17

Monday 25 January 2016 15:34

Now people are going to think youre a player. You got instant bad boy status. Own it.

asakadelis 7

Monday 25 January 2016 20:46

Why is everyone commenting about the car like I hope you get a girlfriend

TMO2142 25

Tuesday 26 January 2016 12:15

Well, time to get your car repainted

cornyrob 33

Tuesday 26 January 2016 14:33

Your psycho classmate knew you couldn't get a higher grade on the test than she had, so she took it out on your car.

techiejames 8

Tuesday 26 January 2016 14:43

I hope you called the police. And seriously, I hope a camera somewhere caught who did it, and that person is known to the police.

McDerp 11

Monday 1 February 2016 1:37

Harsh bro. ?

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