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Mean streets

Today, I got called a "f***ing b**ch" by one of my students. I teach kindergarten. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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leadrunner751 3

Eminem Jr.?

That kid needs discipline.

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Comments (267)

haven't been called a ******* bitch in a while?

OMGJohnMayer 0

KIDS THESE DAYS!!!!!!!

i like tht kid

Lol! I would have laughed. A lot.

greth_451 4

Agreed

classes on Saturday ????? I call fake. ESP. kindergarden

This made me Lmao.

I hear that on a regular basis. I teach children from Kindergarten all the way up to high school and the language is the same, it simply becomes used more frequently as the kids get older. And as for #44 who made the comment "American kids aren't like that.", you are right. They carry guns and knives. They don't swear at teachers, they hurt them.

FYLDeep 26

You must teach in the ghetto.

Mr_Zachary 0

Did you just make a broad generalization about an entire country as if it were fact instead of your own personal prejudice? Wasn't that right after you informed us that you are responsible for teaching our children at the most impressionable stages of their lives? Interesting concept.

maybe because it's not the kids, it's stupid over controling power hungry teachers such as yourself that drive kids to do that. don't blame us blame yourself.

hahhahah this is rather amazing

My mom comes home with stories like this all the time because she works at a daycare with toddlers. They just pick up what they hear on tv or what parents say. The stories usually make me laugh this isn't really a FML but it's not a YDI either. :3