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pancakessdsjsn This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Lake Forest, United States

I don't get paid enough for this shit

Today, while cleaning tables at the fast food place where I work, I had to remove two human teeth from a table top. FML

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He acci'dental'ly left them there.

One time when I was at McDonalds with my family, my dad found a tooth in his hamburger. One of the grossest things ever.

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If you find anything else, you should maybe think about extracting yourself from work early. Or have wisdom, it will enamel you to be able to clean up after peoples teeth without complaining.

wow, you were trying to hard

'Welcome to Hannibal's Bar & Grill! If you don't eat your meal, it might eat you first! *chuckles and winks* But seriously, any parts you have issues with just leave on the table.'

That's a crappy tip

How jacked up does a persons dental hygiene have to be for their teeth to be falling out like that!!! Yuck Mouth!! LoL

We don't have further details from OP. Perhaps the teeth belong to a child.

Some little kid is going to be very disappointed when the tooth fairy doesn't come...

Man, that bites.

Eh uts pretty good if thats the worst youve found. At taco bell someone wrote all over the stall in shit

I laughed when I read your comment. Then I read your name. I have a pretty good idea who is the scat man.

at least there werent pieces of gums connected to them....

lollypop30001 19

One time at Whataburger there was a huge moth in my burger and it was alive. The cooks knew it too. I throw the burger in his face and demanded a refund.

Really? This really happened? Do you swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?