Love and Mother in law: Go home, you're drunk

Go home, you're drunk

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Hungary - Budapest

Today, my mother-in-law turned up at my doorstep close to midnight, drunk off her tits, crying about how my wife is punishing her and throwing her life away by marrying me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 759

You deserved it 1 679

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beeferjay 34

Sunday 20 September 2015 6:53

make sure and get it on video and in your follow up post the link

UmmOkThen 31

Sunday 20 September 2015 6:52

Well, this will make Thanksgiving a bit more awkward. Good luck with those in-laws.

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bapbap_fml 15

Sunday 20 September 2015 23:24

Point out how she is the one punishing her daughter by being so annoying and intrusive.

alloybaby05 18

Monday 21 September 2015 4:21

What a BITCH!

dyscomonkee 12

Monday 21 September 2015 4:25

How'd that event end? Did she stay at your place or drive home? Where do you go from there?

tomvertigo 17

Tuesday 22 September 2015 8:21

That's how pornos start!

figure_of_bleach 0

Saturday 26 September 2015 7:03

Is she hot?

AndronicusPark 10

Sunday 27 September 2015 18:01

" If you have to get drunk and cry about it, there's probably a reason."

alrightyo 2

Monday 5 October 2015 2:43

''drunk off her ****'' hahaha you said ****....sorry

Face344 7

Tuesday 27 October 2015 9:21

Slowly but forcefully close the door on her

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