Cute but clumsy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to be romantic and literally sweep me off my feet… directly into a door frame. Now my face is bruised, and the police officer at my school has asked me if I need to make a report about anything. FML
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lexi_cacao 0

brutal. at least he tried

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Anonanimal 0

He had good intentions. I think it's cute

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lexi_cacao 0

brutal. at least he tried

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helloello 2

How hard did you hit it :S? lol I can't believe that bruised your face, but I guess some people do tend to bruise easier.

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Fabby_fml 2

OP is probably like my mother, who bruises when I hug her too hard.

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lexi_cacao 0

@ #1... you, too, need a life.

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ladiesman14 0

call the police if you want to your boyfriend to be $5000 poorer and have an arrest record for the rest of his life. this will prevent him from getting a job regardless of his educational level.

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Anonanimal 0

He had good intentions. I think it's cute

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