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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mom tried telling me I couldn't be best man at my best friend's wedding. I'm 25. FML

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Armeniangirl_fml 15

Monday 12 June 2017 20:02

what the hell? you are a grown man, do what you want!

ezrajab 22

Monday 12 June 2017 20:08

Umm it isn't HER wedding. Why the heck would you need her permission?

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cassielite 19

Tuesday 13 June 2017 4:20

Like being best man for your friend is going to dramatically affect your life or something. The real question is why does she care so much that you'll be someone's best man?

great_nate 26

Tuesday 13 June 2017 4:20

Grow a set!

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Tuesday 13 June 2017 6:02

what was her reason for saying no? I'm curious

CSSDimian 6

Tuesday 13 June 2017 7:10

Then you some about it on the internet. Can anyone say entitlement

sarsuela 28

Tuesday 13 June 2017 16:11

At first I thought your friend wasn't man enough to tell you yourself and had your mom do it for him, but then why would your age be relevant? Took me a while to realize what's really happening.

Bubblez2009 15

Tuesday 13 June 2017 18:34

I am sure she has her reasons. Ask her why she suggested that.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Wednesday 14 June 2017 4:50

She is trying to do what she think is best for her young man.

R_L_Jack 11

Thursday 15 June 2017 6:14

at 25 I would hope your Mom does not rule you any longer, by all means be your friends best man.

R_L_Jack 11

Thursday 15 June 2017 6:15

at 25 I would hope your Mom does not rule you any longer, by all means be your friends best man.

R_L_Jack 11

Thursday 15 June 2017 6:16

at 25 I would hope your Mom does not rule you any longer, by all means be your friends best man.

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