Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Appleton, United States
Bon appétit
Today, I told my girlfriend I've been a vegetarian for 6 years. Hearing this, my mom said, "No, you're not. I fry your mushrooms and onions in bacon grease." With this new information, I've been a vegetarian for about 76 hours. FML