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Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

#2303
19 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 8:31am - love - by Jebus - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML

#6141684
108 comments

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On 11/03/2009 at 8:44pm - misc - by scaryhairy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML

#6612451
28 comments

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On 12/05/2009 at 3:48am - misc - by shoutoutloud2him (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a friend and I went to Gamestop to pick up a game he wanted. I ended up buying a 17+ game, and I was prepared to show my license, but he stopped me an said, "I know you're 18". He then said, "Man, I've pretty much watched you grow up in this store." A game salesman watched me grow up. FML

Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML

#20122439
94 comments

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On 10/18/2012 at 12:26pm - health - by murp (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was playing with my cat. I tried to put him on my stomach, but he refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weight, he won't lay with me or purr. I think my fat was the only thing he liked about me. FML

#20150645
120 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 3:27pm - animals - by creedonfied - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

#1114
56 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

#17617365
110 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by SinkyBalls - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it's my birthday. I spent $100 on myself, using it to set up an account so that my son can call me from jail. FML

#20117850
85 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 9:10am - kids - by Reihna (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my cousin is coming home after his honeymoon. His gift to his new wife was a puppy, which I said I would take care of while they went away. I sneezed last week and scared the puppy. She ran off. This was ten days ago, and I still haven't found the dog. FML

#19971853
90 comments

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On 07/22/2012 at 12:24am - animals - by whymegirl - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I asked my husband if he knew what day it was. His answer was, "garbage day?" It's our six-year anniversary. FML

#19987123
139 comments

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On 07/27/2012 at 10:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to a Jack's Mannequin concert. I'd asked this girl I'm interested in to come with me, and she insisted that she had to bring her two year old son with us. I'd told her it was no problem. Ten minutes into it, she said we needed to leave because it was too loud for him. FML

#8410012
185 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 3:12pm - love - by tyler - United States

Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML

#12949008
109 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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