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Today, I played a Jazz gig. It rained, making the tent the band performed under heavy with water. When I stepped forward to play my solo, the front end of the tent collapsed under the weight of the rain, drenching me. FML

#17617354
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22381) - you deserved it (2197)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by TheJazzKid - United States (California)

Today, my younger brother brought home his new bagpipes. My older brother plays the drums. I'm currently preparing to sit the most important exams of my schooling life. FML

#17869851
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22379) - you deserved it (2027)

On 09/30/2011 at 8:52am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was working at my new job at a food court on campus. One of the supervisors came up to my station and told me that I "really look like someone who, through some miracle, accidentally found their way into college." He then threw a pickle at me. FML

#17836601
86 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 1:18am - work - by SakuraBreeze (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer, he pointed at me and screamed, "I will burn you alive and enjoy it!" All of my info including my address was still on the computer screen. FML

#20161493
91 comments

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On 11/13/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by sarahcurtis213 - United States

Today, I met separately with the President and Chairman of the company regarding a product that I'm designing. Each ordered me to do the opposite of whatever the other instructed. FML

#19400552
95 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 11:10am - work - by beagle1 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, it was the first time I was going to fly first class. I ended up in the bathroom almost the whole flight with diarrhea. FML

#19650597
72 comments

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On 05/20/2012 at 6:21am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my girlfriend and I were going through some troubles in our relationship, and she said to me, "No offense, but I really hope no other relationship I have in the future will be like this one." Some offense taken. FML

#20141147
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22372) - you deserved it (2740)

On 10/31/2012 at 12:22am - love - by anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML

#19249177
84 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 1:04am - love - by atsukobo - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML

#6456555
124 comments

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On 11/26/2009 at 12:31am - intimacy - by ehwat (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML

#8189417
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22370) - you deserved it (6512)

On 02/13/2010 at 12:04am - animals - by Chris - United States (California)

Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips because I dozed off while tanning and burned them extra crispy. FML

#21062623
100 comments

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On 02/16/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by extra crispy or original recipe (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML

#13742923
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22369) - you deserved it (3554)

On 11/06/2010 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML

#21235686
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22368) - you deserved it (36621)

On 08/12/2014 at 6:21am - kids - by jake - Australia (New South Wales)



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