Who's responsible? Ep#2 By Louis - 04/04/2017 21:00 The investigation is still underway… This week we're finding out who's making hoverboards so prevalent on FML. I agree, your life sucks 703 You deserved it 163 Share Tweet Share
Today, while working at a children's day camp, one of the kids who is allergic to peanuts went into anaphylactic shock. I ran and grabbed the boy's Epipen. I was holding it backwards so the injection went into my hand, causing me to pass out, and both of us to be rushed to hospital. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 626 You deserved it 56 819
Today, my boss, a treacherous weasel, threw me under the bus for a £300 mistake I made on my first day a year ago as an intern, trying to distract from his £12,000 fuck up from today. He got suspended, but my wages are temporarily reduced until the money from my mistake is paid back, all £300 of it. FML I agree, your life sucks 986 You deserved it 116
Today, I'm on my sixth straight day of double shifts, with four more to go. I make overtime so I'm not complaining, but today my wife texted me, "Going out of town tonight, I expect the house to be spotless when I return." Not sure how I'm going to swing this one. FML I agree, your life sucks 629 You deserved it 113
Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 824 You deserved it 43 219
Today, I was watching the news. Apparently a local pizza shop was shut down after pictures of a hundred cockroaches scuttling on the make table were posted online. In my hand was a slice of the pizza I had ordered there yesterday. FML I agree, your life sucks 6 027 You deserved it 516
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 606 You deserved it 501
Today, my husband and I have been teaching our son to deal with bullies using peaceful conflict resolution techniques. My younger sister however thought it’d be a good idea to teach him how to “roast” his bullies back. So far he’s made three kids cry and I have to see the principal. Thanks Sis. FML I agree, your life sucks 657 You deserved it 708
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 829 You deserved it 1 969