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Today, my boss walked down to my office with me to get some paperwork after a very tense, important meeting. He patiently waited while I tried to unlock my office door with my remote for my car. Twice. FML
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On 09/15/2010 at 11:01am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
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On 05/22/2010 at 3:56am - money - by TheComputerGuy96 (man) - Italy (Friuli-Venezia Giulia)
Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answer: 'Well, you don't kiss me often either!". So now she keeps kissing me. FML
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On 12/22/2008 at 2:45am - love - by Julian - Sent from mobile version
Today, while in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car behind me after forgetting my car was in reverse. It was in reverse because I was worried the old lady in front of me was going to forget she was in reverse. She didn't. FML
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On 10/05/2009 at 2:53pm - misc - by backwardsinlife - United States (Georgia)
Today, my son hit my husband's shop-vac while pulling into the garage too fast. He was grounded for 3 days. Later, while trying to demonstrate how to park safely, I hit my husband in his happy sacks with the mirror. FML
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On 08/23/2009 at 7:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML
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On 01/07/2010 at 1:03am - intimacy - by a.baybay (woman) - United States
Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm - money - by ouch - United States (Florida)
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 8:25pm - health - by unknown002 (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was facebook stalking this really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 12:09pm - love - by ouch (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was vigorously putting primer on my canvas for a beginning painting class. I accidentally sprayed specks of primer on the very dark painting to the right of mine. The painter is in an advanced class. She's been working on this one all semester. There's no one to her right. FML
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On 10/14/2009 at 5:31am - misc - by fmypaint (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my husband and I got a new stainless steel microwave. When we took it out of the package we noticed it was blue and got angry. We were about to return it, but we called in our 12 year old daughter to see what she thought of the microwave. She then took off the blue protective plastic. FML
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On 07/25/2009 at 7:30am - kids - by BlueBaby123 (woman) - United States (New York)
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