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Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

#12833502
128 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 2:14am - misc - by grossfoot (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

#17980865
59 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 5:35am - work - by scribbler8 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML

#12321960
50 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 12:38am - misc - by AmNot (woman) - United States

Today, I realised that I've been deployed for far too long, when I caught myself looking down the cleavage of a mannequin wearing a bathing suit. FML

#19678152
84 comments

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On 05/25/2012 at 12:03pm - misc - by Lonely_Army (man) - Qatar

Today, I was patting my kitten who was asleep underneath the blanket on my lap. My roommate walked in and gave me disgusted look. She thought I was playing with myself. FML

#13624722
106 comments

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On 10/28/2010 at 8:00am - intimacy - by djoe - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

#12470997
184 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 2:53am - work - by malos - United States

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

#19811574
95 comments

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On 06/19/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by StungAlot (woman) - United States

Today, my husband actually was cleaning our bathrooms. I had to pee and the floor was wet in my upstairs bathroom. My wonderful husband told me to go downstairs. I did and sat on the toilet seat which felt wet. He forgot he had sprayed it with Tilex. Chemical burns on your butt are great. FML

#8598142
58 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 8:26pm - misc - by susan - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML

#16128552
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On 05/11/2011 at 11:19am - misc - by NotChadKrouger -

Today, I found out we have new neighbors in our apartment complex that park in the stall next to our truck. Turns out their car is the same make of our truck. And it also turns out that when I unlock our truck it will set off their car alarm - every time. FML

#18942006
95 comments

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On 01/29/2012 at 11:00am - misc - by delamer (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I was buying carrots, a little red light started flashing and an alarm sounded. Curious, I looked up, only to get sprayed in the face by a sprinkler for the produce section of the store. FML

#11991356
114 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 10:06pm - misc - by PrintMaster - United States

Today, I had my blood drawn for a lab test. I was then given a container so I could give a urine sample. In the middle of peeing, I got woozy, started blacking out, and hit my head against the wall. A nurse discovered me with my pants down. FML

Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML

#19820234
106 comments

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On 06/20/2012 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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