Helping hand

By Anonymous - 30/06/2020 02:02

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Today, its been so long since I've been single, I’ve reached the age where I need Viagra just to masturbate since there’s no woman in my life to save the pills for. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 537
You deserved it 300
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J15237 25

Hey man have you considered using Tinder or some other websites? If you are looking for just sex? If you are looking for a true relationship you can try E harmony and what not. Just an idea for you.

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ojoRojo 27

Or if you’re not horny all the time you could just like...not ********** as often lol

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J15237 25

Hey man have you considered using Tinder or some other websites? If you are looking for just sex? If you are looking for a true relationship you can try E harmony and what not. Just an idea for you.

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Robert Cruikshank 7

Their called hookers mate. I’m not talking the street walkers. Go for a massage. Those girls are happy to rub you the right way.

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RichardPencil 30

You know the Internet has tons of free ****? Or is the Viagra a cure for lack of imagination?

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ojoRojo 27

Or if you’re not horny all the time you could just like...not ********** as often lol

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