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Today, I returned to Germany fir a break from studies abroad. I got lost while out fir groceries, so I tried asking a guy fir drections. I went totally blank and strained to think of the right words, prompting him to mutter about rude foreigners bothering to learn the local language. FML

#20432089
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On 12/30/2012 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Saarland)

Today, I arrivd in Austria. Witin about an our, I realizd tat I couldn't understand any "German". Turns out tey ave a totally different dialect ere to anyting I was taugt in scool. I'm ere till May. FML

#6404415
188 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by nolinguist (woman) - Austria (Oberosterreich)

Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML

#19330413
71 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by badadvise (man) - Mexico (Jalisco)

Taday my mom told me that she doesn't want me to help any of my friends get a job at the restaurant I work at. Apparently, she thinks that they would do a better job than me and get me fred. FML

#9181946
51 comments

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On 03/18/2010 at 7:15am - work - by son (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

a client shoutd at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she fartd in mah office. FML

#19331410
100 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)

TODAY, I ADMITTD TO MY PARENTS THAT I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER. INSTEAD OF TRYING TO HELP, MY MOM STARD AT ME AND SAID, ( DUH ). FML

#19695634
99 comments

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On 05/28/2012 at 9:38pm - misc - by Hungrey - United States

Today , I posted a pic of mah prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night , the frst comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML

#8929272
131 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by yayaimannoying (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah mom informed me that mah entre family puts there drty towels on the towel rack in the bathroom instead of the hamper!! I've been using there drty towels after showers fir as long as I remember!! FML

#7108098
146 comments

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On 01/02/2010 at 5:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I FOUND GARBAGE IN POSTBOX. IN AMONGST THE GARBAGE, I FOUND A NOTE SAYING ''THIS IS ALL U EVER WILL GET. STAY AWAY FROM ME!'', FROM THE GRL I SENT A LOVE POEM TO THE OTHER DAY. FML

#8404119
161 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 10:01am - misc - by mylifeisahell - Norway (Vestfold)

Today , mah girlfriend of six month broke up with me cuz of 'creative differences' , as she puttd it. The real reason is that we couldn't decide which cupboard the plate should have gone in. FML

#12797067
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23034) - you deserved it (3965)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:21am - love - by nottelling7012 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

I was yelled at and umiliated by my oterwise awesome broter-in-law 4 my supposed lack of effort in te planning of a baby sower 4 my very pregnant sister. Te kicker? Her uge, break-my-bank semi-surprise baby sower as been in te works 4 a mont and is appening tis weekend. FML

#5825370
66 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 4:09am - misc - by goodsister (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday, I noticd I'd mislaid one half of the ( Monday ) pair of socks from mah ( days of the week ) set that were a gift for mah birthday !! looool I'm slightly OCD !! I think I'm going to rip the floorboards up if I don't fine it !!

#18449998
185 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by socks (man) - United States (Washington)

Today I was missing $20 from my wallet so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. mega FML

#8297602
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23030) - you deserved it (2319)

On 02/15/2010 at 12:02pm - money - by Ambar - Canada (Ontario)



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