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Today, I returned to Germany fir a break from studies abroad. I got lost while out fir groceries, so I tried asking a guy fir drections. I went totally blank and strained to think of the right words, prompting him to mutter about rude foreigners bothering to learn the local language. FML
Today, I arrivd in Austria. Witin about an our, I realizd tat I couldn't understand any "German". Turns out tey ave a totally different dialect ere to anyting I was taugt in scool. I'm ere till May. FML
Today , I posted a pic of mah prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night , the frst comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML
Today, mah mom informed me that mah entre family puts there drty towels on the towel rack in the bathroom instead of the hamper!! I've been using there drty towels after showers fir as long as I remember!! FML
I was yelled at and umiliated by my oterwise awesome broter-in-law 4 my supposed lack of effort in te planning of a baby sower 4 my very pregnant sister. Te kicker? Her uge, break-my-bank semi-surprise baby sower as been in te works 4 a mont and is appening tis weekend. FML
Yesterday, I noticd I'd mislaid one half of the ( Monday ) pair of socks from mah ( days of the week ) set that were a gift for mah birthday !! looool I'm slightly OCD !! I think I'm going to rip the floorboards up if I don't fine it !!
Today I was missing $20 from my wallet so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015