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Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML

#19772636
84 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 7:39pm - misc - by beautyschool22 (woman) - United States

Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML

#19742208
124 comments

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On 06/06/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by that girl. - United States

Today, I started a sport journalism degree. I was the only female out of 60 students. The lecturer started talking about how we should all aspire to become sports editors of national newspapers. Later, he said women have no chance of ever becoming sports editors. FML

#19894898
106 comments

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On 07/05/2012 at 11:46am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML

#20101015
145 comments

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On 10/04/2012 at 3:13am - love - by DCarreon (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML

#20086643
98 comments

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On 09/24/2012 at 2:21pm - work - by izziegrl - Mexico (Mexico)

Today, I had a toothache and applied some numbing gel to soothe the pain. Too much came out and made my whole mouth numb. A man came into my work, thought I was making fun of his lisp, and stormed out really upset. He later called to complain about me. The boss just called me to his office. FML

#13688045
64 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 1:20pm - work - by speechless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and his family had invited me to go on a Tropical family trip with them. When we got to the airport, security stopped me and opened my carry-on bag. I'd forgotten about the no-liquids rule. They took out a bottle of Massage Oil, Lube, Vagasil and Nair. His whole family saw. FML

#173589
66 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Kammy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML

#20135712
112 comments

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On 10/27/2012 at 4:04pm - misc - by left4dead (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

#18370859
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24563) - you deserved it (3601)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I requested two hours off for tomorrow afternoon. My supervisor and manager called me into the office to talk to me about how important it is to be in the office as much as possible. A little later, my supervisor told me that for budgeting reasons, I have to take 3 non-paid days off. FML

#12150388
47 comments

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On 07/27/2010 at 7:25pm - work - by hurikan68 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML

#21326721
53 comments

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On 12/29/2014 at 8:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML

#21422282
45 comments

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On 06/07/2015 at 11:46am - misc - by MagnusDeus - United States (California)

Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML

#20055328
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24559) - you deserved it (2650)

On 09/03/2012 at 4:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)



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