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Today, I realised that I could see my own mustache out of my peripheral vision while I was eating. I'm a 23 year old woman. FML

#13141247
154 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML

#7170495
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On 01/05/2010 at 9:06pm - work - by Mark (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized that my baby stops crying loudly whenever I turn on the vacuum cleaner. I'm either stuck with a fussy baby all day, or the roaring sound of a vacuum cleaner. FML

#10521391
166 comments

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On 05/14/2010 at 1:01am - misc - by superhero1043 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

#19073057
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23315) - you deserved it (5997)

On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States

Today, I got excited because I found a chat line for teens who are dealing with depression. I signed up and was about to enter the chat room and then a message popped up that said ''Sorry this is only available for teens in the United Kingdom.'' FML

#8732304
131 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 10:16pm - health - by Hannah - United States (Ohio)

Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that me and the wife have visited. Which is OK I suppose (providing we never see each other there) but he told me his parents go there too. FML

#637
19 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Disturbed - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at the nursing home I work at, and my boss asked me if I'm serious about my job, telling me that I've been acting strange and not working hard enough. She wants to drug test me. The real reason I'm not 100% is because I have a stomach ulcer from the stress of working there. FML

#14483355
46 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 7:21am - work - by sick (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML

#17820247
125 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 11:22am - work - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the beach with my friend for vacation. We were playing Marco Polo in the ocean and I was Marco. I thought I heard my friend, so I lunged forward and grabbed her. Too bad it wasn't my friend, it was an old guy in a pink speedo, and I grabbed his butt. FML

#6618449
64 comments

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On 12/05/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by yoyo22 - United States

Today, my fiancée informed me she'd invited her ex-husband to our wedding at her parents' request. FML

#19480512
77 comments

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On 04/16/2012 at 8:57pm - love - by Tony (man) - United States

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

#14018478
58 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 12:03am - health - by caliibbyy -

Today, I watched my car roll backwards on the freeway, while attached to the tow truck that I was sitting in. FML

#6144396
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23303) - you deserved it (2006)

On 11/03/2009 at 11:06pm - misc - by ljd09 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

#19754526
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23304) - you deserved it (2250)

On 06/08/2012 at 10:00am - misc - by me - United States (New York)



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