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Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

#7676063
99 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 3:19pm - work - by ouch (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML

#19249177
84 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 1:04am - love - by atsukobo - United States

Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML

#20096505
105 comments

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On 10/01/2012 at 7:35am - health - by screw life (woman) - United States

Today, I got a mass text message from a friend saying she's sorry she can't meet up with our group of friends for drinks because she's busy tonight. This is the first I've heard of any bar-crawling. FML

#17577753
62 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while sleeping over at my guy friend's house, I woke up mid-air after falling off his abnormally high loft bed. Luckily, there was a table and 3 shot glasses to break my fall. FML

#6668848
44 comments

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On 12/08/2009 at 7:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was jogging when a woman ran out of her house and handed me an invitation for a party. What was the invitation for? A weight loss treatment party. Guess the jogging isn't working. FML

#18362103
74 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 12:30am - health - by jogger (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML

#20155909
83 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 2:26am - misc - by slypher25aussie (man) - United States (California)

Today, I have a huge scab on my thigh. What from? My thighs rubbing together. FML

#17294151
254 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 2:09am - health - by lilykat84 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

#3577359
95 comments

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On 07/08/2009 at 8:08am - work - by joybirdnot_13 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
276 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

#20192452
103 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 3:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I just spent half an hour cleaning up my little brother's puke after he got drunk for the first time. All the people who bought him drinks are still out partying and having a good time, while all I can smell is whiskey, Chinese food, and whatever else was in his stomach. FML

#7120225
38 comments

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On 01/03/2010 at 3:42am - misc - by always-the-responsible-one (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

#16944357
194 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 1:50am - money - by hunter168647 - United States (Georgia)



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