Walking stereotype over here

By Anonymous - 23/07/2023 10:00

Today, I realized my father-in-law is basically Ron Swanson, when at a barbecue he ate some of my daughter's vegan sausages by mistake. When I told him they were vegan, he went to the bathroom, forced himself to throw them up, then sat and demolished 4 burgers, 8 sausages, and 6 chicken thighs, "LIKE A REAL MAN!" FML
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Anderling 32

If your masculinity is so fragile as to nearly shatter after eating vegan stuff one (1) time, that might just be your problem.

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TeaTimeAbyss 20

Get a heart disease to own the libs.

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Gubbon 17

Does he realize many of the foods he eats are vegan? Fruits, vegetables, bread, ... And he can drink water without throwing up, can't he?

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xaddrus 17

why eat fake meat when you can eat real meat. do you often eat gluten free bread?

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Gubbon 17

Sure, but that's a different question. Ethics, ecologics, and so on. But the point here is that there's no reason to be grossed out if something does *not* contain meat.

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Anderling 32

If your masculinity is so fragile as to nearly shatter after eating vegan stuff one (1) time, that might just be your problem.

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Hangryko 29

I can't stand Ron Swanson. I'm so sorry your father is him personified.

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TeaTimeAbyss 20

Get a heart disease to own the libs.

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Charlie Given 26

You should **** with his fragile masculinity and misogyny by telling him it's too late now you're gay there's nothing you can do about it 😂 that'll really make his fragile masculinity shatter.

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ellebell70 1

Every time you cook for him you must use vegan items. Without telling him.

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ellebell70 1

Personally every time I’d cook for him I’d used some vegan components in my dishes. And non alcoholic beverages. But that’s just me.

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Gubbon 17

I mean, it's basically impossible to not use vegan components in cooking anyway. Water, salt, sugar, greens, ...

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