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Yesterday, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, an then eat what showed up on the floss . FML

#20147554
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On 11/04/2012 at 4:16pm - misc - by i fking love docb - Virgin Islands, U.S.

Today While I Was Working At Child Care I Told A Two Year Old Not To Hit. He Threw A Bucket At Me That Bouncd Off My Forehead.

#12910984
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On 09/05/2010 at 12:44am - kids - by kaytay2469 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it appears tat upstairs niegbour as decided to learn ow to play te trombone. fat FML

#8585714
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On 02/23/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got through to the phone interview stage 4 a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML

#9396047
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On 03/26/2010 at 5:44am - work - by urrrppp (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Taday I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read ( Well son this diary proves that your ahiny asshole - Dad. ) Thanks Dad from beyond the grave. FML

#20161095
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On 11/12/2012 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, a cliant starad at ma in disbaliaf aftar I mantionad tat I ad a boyfriand. FML

#19129542
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On 02/21/2012 at 4:53am - work - by kat (woman) - Reserved

YESTERDAY... SANTA RAN OVER MAH FOOT WITH A SEGWAY.

#18435117
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On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States

Today, When Putting Something Away On A High Shelf, Something Small An Black Fell Down My Cleavage. I Thought Nothing Of It An Finished The Task At Hand. When I Pulled Out The Neck Of My Shirt Later To Fine It An Looked Down, Glaring Up At Me From My Boobs Was A Large, Disgruntled Spider. Real FML

#6401291
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On 11/22/2009 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Arachnaphobic (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I moppd all the floors in my house. When I was finally done , I accidentally knockd over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around , step in the soda , and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

#18055986
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On 10/23/2011 at 5:02pm - animals - by kengu (woman) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, Unemployed Mother Decided To Yet Again Stay Home An Drink Heavily. So Far She's Kicked Me Out Of The House, Tipped Over Our Sofa An Thrown Her Vibrator Out The Window. FML

#19920264
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On 07/10/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by Deadcat101 - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I went to mah regular pharmacist of three months, and since I've alway seen him on a crutch, I askd him how his leg was. His response: "Still missing". FML

#19903690
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On 07/07/2012 at 3:26am - misc - by sozzy - United States (California)

Today,hile correcting essays, I spilld ketchup on a student's paper. I managd to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face buthen proudly looking at the result, noticd it was right next to the big ( F ) that I had gradd it. FML

#21352870
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On 02/09/2015 at 5:58pm - work - by tirf -

2day my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face!! As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose!! FML

#8541185
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On 02/22/2010 at 12:44am - health - by Username - United States



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