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Today, the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally moved out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn moved in. FML

#19097249
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23934) - you deserved it (2650)

On 02/16/2012 at 6:30pm - kids - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to see a once-in-a-lifetime moment when the Olympic torch passed through my town. I waited for 3 hours only to get a bruise from a man shoving me out of the way at the exact moment it went past. FML

#19667339
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23934) - you deserved it (2220)

On 05/23/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Notorch (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, my crush and I were talking on the phone and we were really hitting it off. We got on the subject of sex and I told him I have a purity ring. Then he suddenly said he had to go and hang up. FML

#16277483
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23930) - you deserved it (43064)

On 05/21/2011 at 3:44am - love - by Cassie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML

#14374773
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23928) - you deserved it (10965)

On 12/28/2010 at 10:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a weird feeling about the account balance in my savings account. Turns out my fiancé has been using my account to order random items whenever he likes. This account is my savings for college tuition and related expenses. FML

#13360186
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23928) - you deserved it (4812)

On 10/07/2010 at 10:58pm - money - by udnrizh - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML

#20098400
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23928) - you deserved it (3352)

On 10/02/2012 at 2:27pm - work - by friendlessatwork (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML

#3308517
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23927) - you deserved it (44977)

On 06/28/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went grocery shopping. As I was leaning in to pick up some produce, someone viciously slapped me on the butt. I whirled around and nobody was anywhere in sight. Now I'm starting to worry that I'm losing my mind. FML

#19517929
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23927) - you deserved it (2583)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by beleria (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs while dropping everything else I was holding. FML

#7163475
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23926) - you deserved it (6216)

On 01/05/2010 at 12:58pm - misc - by SplashOuch (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML

#18857605
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23926) - you deserved it (2598)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:46pm - misc - by BadassRumbleroar - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

#13912441
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23924) - you deserved it (6604)

On 11/20/2010 at 2:07pm - kids - by Lexi - Canada

Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML

#1542
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23923) - you deserved it (1912)

On 01/18/2009 at 5:29am - misc - by dirk855 - United States (Michigan)

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

#6733753
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23923) - you deserved it (3280)

On 12/13/2009 at 2:36am - love - by Anon (man) - United States (California)



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