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Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 8:00am - health - by hikari_chan_xo - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML
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On 03/25/2013 at 2:31pm - health - by anon - United States
Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
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On 10/23/2012 at 9:19am - money - by Dinger1992 - United States
Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing the air guitar and head banging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML
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On 04/30/2011 at 3:52pm - health - by Jordan - United States
Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML
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On 10/14/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 5:52am - health - by preggers (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML
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Today, I found out that my husband never wanted to marry me, he only did because I wouldn't quit pestering him to propose to me. FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 1:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I ran into Target's dressing rooms to try pants on, leaving my full cart outside. An employee thought it had been left there, and took it to put the stuff back. My coat, hat, gloves were in it. I had to walk home. FML
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On 12/03/2010 at 7:11pm - misc - by freezingtodeath - United States (Ohio)
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 2:33am - health - by Holly - United States
Today, I tried to close my desk drawer by hitting it with my hip, like they do in the movies. Everything on my desk fell off. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 2:30am - work - by rojin12 - United States (Maryland)
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
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On 06/06/2009 at 3:44pm - health - by thedogkisser (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by ishweta56 - United States (New Jersey)
Monday 17 June 2013
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