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Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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On 11/27/2011 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML

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On 09/24/2012 at 2:21pm - work - by izziegrl - Mexico (Mexico)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

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On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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On 01/29/2015 at 11:53pm - work - by Eyalsh (man) - Germany (Mecklenburg-Vorpommern)

Today, I proudly gave my grandma a picture I had drawn for her. She didn't seem thrilled with it, and afterwards the rest of my family seemed upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard for her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. FML

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On 10/17/2010 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time my cats haven't been going on it. It was a rat. FML

#19004076
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On 02/05/2012 at 8:13pm - animals - by rattrap (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML

#14847489
28 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 12:58am - misc - by ohhhjaymo13 - United States

Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML

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On 05/04/2013 at 1:17am - work - by charishard - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancée informed me she'd invited her ex-husband to our wedding at her parents' request. FML

#19480512
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On 04/16/2012 at 8:57pm - love - by Tony (man) - United States

Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML

#20130407
174 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 9:19pm - love - by SFra - United States

Today, I started a sport journalism degree. I was the only female out of 60 students. The lecturer started talking about how we should all aspire to become sports editors of national newspapers. Later, he said women have no chance of ever becoming sports editors. FML

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106 comments

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On 07/05/2012 at 11:46am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

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133 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm - animals - by Barney - United States (Indiana)

Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML

#20163099
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On 11/14/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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