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Today, I was scheduled for an interview at a local firm owned by two partners. The secretary told me to be there at around 12:00 to 12:30 pm, so I arrived at 12:15. The first boss told me off for being early, the other one yelled at me for being late. FML

#20084697
79 comments

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On 09/23/2012 at 5:23am - work - by whatisthisidonteven (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML

#20026393
59 comments

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On 08/17/2012 at 12:45pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I asked my mother if she thought my cat was getting fat. She replied "It's not the cat you should worry about". FML

#5051
22 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 10:22pm - animals - by mikep - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

#19732110
133 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 11:02am - misc - by unacceptable (woman) - Australia

Today, I asked my husband if he knew what day it was. His answer was, "garbage day?" It's our six-year anniversary. FML

#19987123
139 comments

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On 07/27/2012 at 10:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML

#20176987
104 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 6:11pm - love - by Eganstein (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, for the second time in 5 months I was recognized for my hard work, sincerity and all the adjectives that they use to describe good employees. What was my reward? A piece of chocolate. FML

#13523513
120 comments

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On 10/20/2010 at 10:33am - work - by rewarded (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

#18984766
126 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by tooembarassed - United States

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML

#19812201
93 comments

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On 06/19/2012 at 6:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML

#19630499
107 comments

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On 05/16/2012 at 12:43am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend asked me to marry him because he could get a tax cut from buying the ring. All of this happened in front of his mother. FML

#7804669
43 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 1:20am - love - by engagedmaybe (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML

#19466370
95 comments

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On 04/14/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML

#19244225
50 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 5:10am - misc - by stupidprankster - United States



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