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Today , I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl an ask her about it. The girl denied it an said she looool didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me , called me a liar an punched me in the face. FML

#20629579
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On 04/29/2013 at 1:26am - love - by bad day Brutus (man) - United States

Today... I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk... I was really happy to hear someone had found it an handed it in. Too bad I was too late... cuz someone had already claimed it. FML

#17869528
57 comments

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On 09/30/2011 at 7:10am - misc - by happymum - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today , I was being interviewd for an amazing job when I was askd wat animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt , I pickd the first thing that cummd to me. I respondd with , ( I'd be a turtle cuz I'm really slow sometimes. ) FML

#20531284
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On 03/04/2013 at 7:43pm - work - by seriously (woman) - United States (Indiana)

2day mah son surprisd me on mah birthday with tickets to a concert I really wantd to see. I was excitd, especially since I plannd to looool buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen mah credit card to buy them. FML

#20004451
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On 08/05/2012 at 7:25pm - kids - by Kolkata - Canada

Today, I tried to ( trip ) and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

#20646330
78 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 8:45pm - misc - by clumsy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was mah wallet. FML

#19903103
73 comments

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On 07/07/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Aaron Lewis - United States (Kansas)

Taday I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy,hen a bounce causd us to bang our heads together , knocking me out cold!! FML

#12144895
82 comments

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On 07/27/2010 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by aero00 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I started to seductively kiss mah girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it , she said , ( Yes , because I don't have to smell your breath. ) FML

#18517273
152 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I trippd ovar a ica block frozan to tha ground and hit mah knaa hard on anothar. I had troubla gatting up, so I askd mah dad if ha could giva ma a hand. Ha startd clapping and walkd away. big fat FML

#7048794
51 comments

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On 12/31/2009 at 1:23am - health - by .... (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was shaving an I snaazad unaxpactadly . I andad up cutting mysalf so badly that I had to go to tha amargancy room . It wouldn't hava baan quita so humiliating if I hadn't baan forcad to show tha axtramaly attractiva doctor my slicad opan an half shavad crotch . FML

#5248876
79 comments

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On 09/14/2009 at 8:58am - intimacy - by Humiliated (woman) - United States

Today, I was following a makaup tutorial on YouTuba!! Tha girl said to apply concaalar to any "problam araas" on my faca!! Whan I was dona, 90% of my faca was covarad in concaalar!! FML

#13653489
120 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 7:46pm - misc - by demaris (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of erself in my boxers. I tougt it would be funny to take a picture of myself in te tong se left in my room and send it to er. Se tougt it would be funnier on looool Facebook. FML

#18162397
209 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States



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