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Today, I got a second notice from the mailman that my mail would not be delivered because of the pile of ice a plow had pushed in front of my mailbox. After getting the first notice, I'd spent an hour in the cold busting up the ice with a pick to clear a path. He put both notices in my mailbox. FML

#14994947
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25697) - you deserved it (2523)

On 02/15/2011 at 9:40pm - misc - by K (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML

#19226382
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25696) - you deserved it (4191)

On 03/06/2012 at 8:56am - love - by biggirlsdocry (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

#20182568
115 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 12:43pm - health - by williebees - United States (Texas)

Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside for 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML

#18325691
126 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 10:38am - misc - by CRC (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML

#14165047
144 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 11:16am - kids - by blueberry_hill (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML

#9025473
117 comments

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On 03/12/2010 at 4:17pm - love - by aloha - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML

#20018849
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25692) - you deserved it (4585)

On 08/13/2012 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was prank called yet again by someone asking for a game that was released over 10 years ago. The store I work at only sells modern titles, and I angrily slammed the phone down. My boss saw and fired me on the spot. FML

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

#20974953
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25691) - you deserved it (38370)

On 11/29/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by holy sleet (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

#14085005
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25690) - you deserved it (6152)

On 12/04/2010 at 3:35pm - love - by Pita (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML

#21344752
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25690) - you deserved it (3611)

On 01/26/2015 at 8:47pm - love - by sleeping on the floor - United States (Connecticut)

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

#21387468
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25691) - you deserved it (3389)

On 04/04/2015 at 10:35am - work - by Anonymous (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML

#6252858
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25689) - you deserved it (3793)

On 11/11/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by carsuck (woman) - United States (Texas)



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