Leave me alone

By Anonymous - 04/06/2022 12:00

Today, my parents yet again spent over ten minutes discussing and joking about something minor about me, in this case my preference for Pepper Jack cheese over American. They've done this my whole life, and refuse to understand why I suffer from such crippling self-consciousness. FML
I agree, your life sucks 887
You deserved it 155

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Screw that, pepper jack is delicious

Why should anyone care what cheese preference you have. Everyone is entitled to there own cheese. Most American cheese is not real cheese, I can see why you prefer something different it sucks.

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Screw that, pepper jack is delicious

Try to not express such snobby, elitist cheese preferences. Good ol', red-blooded, Joe Lunchpail American cheesefood should be good enough for you. Even though it sucks, you won't bankrupt your parents by coercing them to buy your pretentious, expensive cheese.

Why should anyone care what cheese preference you have. Everyone is entitled to there own cheese. Most American cheese is not real cheese, I can see why you prefer something different it sucks.

If your parents are so dumb that they can be entertained for over 10 minutes talking to each other about what kind of cheese you like or don't, then their opinions don't really matter. They should honestly find a better use of their time. You're totally fine, and a lot of people agree with you, by the way.

What the hell is "American cheese"

OP, it sounds like your parents need to be put on an info diet, made aware that they're going to stop getting stuff to talk about when you turn 18, and remind them that when they start nitpicking you, you start thinking about finding the worst nursing homes in the area... ...but I'm petty that way.