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Today, some guy asked me if he could borrow my lighter. I said "of course," reached into my handbag, and gave him the lighter. He stared at me for a few seconds until I realised I'd given him a tampax. FML

#20011526
76 comments

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On 08/09/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by mary - United Kingdom

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

#3430
74 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by FailBear - United States (California)

Today, I sent a get well card to my friend. it wasn't until after I got home from posting it did I realise that the stamps I put on the envelope had the phrase "Let's Get Active" on them with drawings of people playing sports. My friend is in a wheelchair. FML

#6303407
67 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 5:26pm - health - by Insensitive (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while at my cosmetics job, an elderly lady came up to me asking for a product. I told her we had a smaller size and a larger size for a better deal. She told me she wanted the smaller size because she'd "probably be dead" before she finished that one. I laughed. She was serious. FML

#19764407
71 comments

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On 06/10/2012 at 4:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

#20135099
99 comments

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On 10/27/2012 at 2:42am - work - by geena - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 72 year old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me asking me if she was high. FML

#12880726
94 comments

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On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by AnnaWusHere - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML

#20055328
120 comments

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On 09/03/2012 at 4:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found my "lost" bicycle in my best friend's garage. I've been having to catch two buses to get to work for the past few months. FML

#18029940
71 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by jwhizzle - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a call from my manager saying that I won't need to work this weekend. Too bad I already cancelled a family vacation because he threatened to fire me if I didn't work this weekend. FML

#19998359
71 comments

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On 08/02/2012 at 12:22pm - work - by Pizzaguy (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML

#17730120
56 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 7:03pm - animals - by GnarCarBar - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

#7224292
40 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by crappy_day (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

#19543963
126 comments

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On 04/28/2012 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Elise - United States

Today, my mate came over wanting me to listen to a new music cd he got. It was by some unknown band, and at the end he asked me what I thought, and I said it was ok, but the lead singer couldn't sing even if his life depended on it. Turns out my mate's the lead singer, and it was his own band. FML

#899489
95 comments

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On 04/10/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Jay (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)



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