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Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML

#19260782
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On 03/11/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

#3701
50 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 10:28am - love - by The L word - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realised that the steamy photos that I took with my ex a few months ago had not been erased from his father's camera. FML

#441
13 comments

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On 12/03/2008 at 2:26am - intimacy - by Yum - Sent from mobile version

Today, I excitedly checked the mail to see if my Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city, so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML

#18103074
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On 10/29/2011 at 12:01pm - money - by nocostumeforme (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

#7512878
48 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 12:04am - love - by voltronn - Sent from mobile version

Today, my grad student husband was unusually frisky in the middle of the day. I took the opportunity and we had an enjoyable afternoon romp. Afterward, I asked him what had gotten him in such a good mood. He replied, "I'd do just about anything to get out of doing my homework." FML

#13213311
44 comments

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On 09/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by amorousintx - United States

Today, I found out that my family hides food from me. FML

#10893433
90 comments

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On 05/31/2010 at 9:09pm - health - by Stupid_Chick - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML

#11054776
91 comments

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On 06/08/2010 at 10:24am - health - by Rach (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I asked my mom why she drinks. She said she only drinks when she's depressed. My step-dad said she only drinks on the weekend. Those are the days I'm at her house. FML

#17743299
46 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML

#20054806
129 comments

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On 09/02/2012 at 10:07pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

#7430304
115 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML

#20141343
99 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 6:06am - misc - by hakuna matata - United States (California)

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

#19018043
185 comments

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On 02/07/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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