By camp - 03/03/2009 22:14 - United States

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Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp. FML
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BeautyAndBrains 0

Has anyone heard of KNOCKING anymore? My gosh, she should have at least given you some warning before just barging in on you.

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neonoodle 0

What a sad life she must have led if she's never masturbated.

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Ole_Stinker 0

Advice from Billy Connoly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqnUceOIEHE Just remember that first line: "Thank God you're here!"

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LiLOnE 0

...#4 u sick freak naw its normal NOT to do that...get it strait

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footcheezeez 16

You are a complete douchebag! Every normal person jacks off at least once in their life, and it is completely natural. (straight. Get it straight.)

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Donna_chan 0

hey look at it this way....u might find a real girlfriend there! :D

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emilym49 0

DON'T GO! i just watched Jesus Camp... scary stuff

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shotgunhr 0

Jesus camp is different. they pressured those kids way too much. bible camp isn't like that

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NoKo_fml 0

#54 it is normal to do that, ******* tug away nothing wrong with it

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yokiedinosaur 0

bible camp sex is the best, though

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kenltd 0

Bible Camp?!? Dude, you are so getting laid!!!!!!!!!!!

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SRMB4life 0

I'm also going to agree with 60 and 61. The ones who act the holiest, are the freakiest ones behind closed doors. Either that or you'll come back a cult leader. Good luck!

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