By camp - 03/03/2009 22:14 - United States

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Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp. FML
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BeautyAndBrains 0

Has anyone heard of KNOCKING anymore? My gosh, she should have at least given you some warning before just barging in on you.

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neonoodle 0

What a sad life she must have led if she's never masturbated.

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shannonshann06 6

Bible camp is not that bad. try being sent to an ex gay camp where they think that who you are is one big sin. gosh. and yes I believe in God myself, but I'm not a nut. lol.

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krae001 3

Masturbation isn't a sin it's just human nature

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derpy_batman 4

I'm a Christian, and nowhere in the bible does it say that masturbation is a sin. There has been some argument that Onan (i think that's his name) sinned by masturbating, but #1 explains that. It's a perfectly normal and healthy thing to do.

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ana_suicide_help 9

Oh dude :)) thats really bad! 0.0 you should lock the door or something :|

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antwerpxengelen 3

I'm glad my parents are atheists. They're like ''try whatever you like honey, just don't do drugs'' Even though they used to be hippies.

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White Trash 10

You'll remember that when the time comes to send her to the old folks home.

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