No fun allowed

By but cum to think of it... - 03/07/2015 21:29

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Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML
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odamaliekh 26

Anything can be a ***** if you're brave enough.

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worldclassrager 39

What's her reaction to mouthwash or Vaseline?

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worldclassrager 39

What's her reaction to mouthwash or Vaseline?

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RainTears 15

What would mouthwash be used for o-o

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Wakachulak 22

I seem to recall an FML of a same content as this one posted a few months ago by a woman. I'm assuming that's OP's sister?

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NoName011 12

Even if OP was a girl, that is still a strange thing for the mother to assume.

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Jackimo98 24

You can drink mouthwash to get drunk if you're really desperate enough

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worldclassrager 39

It's funny that 23 only understood my comment about mouthwash

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Nilorak 24

Wouldn't a guy be able to use one too?

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jerzjay 17

Maybe she thinks op is gay and that he's putting the toothbrush where the sun don't shine

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Nessco 36

He could always use it against the shaft.

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SubparAtBest 23

im gonna be honest here, the use of a toothbrush in this way is no doubt far better for the females :/

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thatsme293 28

Now that's thinking outside the box my friend.

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SubparAtBest 23

I think the mom is just being really anal about the whole toothbrush deal.

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randomcritic 14

That wouldn't make him gay, bro. But nice try. Also there are other places to place the toothbrush.

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lukian_fml 29

What makes you say that? Magic wand vibrators (and likely others) work amazingly for both sexes.

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mspotato135 9

#24, you, my friend, just made my day!

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Preposterous 8

Not impossible...

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lunaangel 14

religious /creative perv :P the line is so blurry

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WitEluded 13

Ask her where in the bible it prohibits electric toothbrushes

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swanheart 35

My bible says it's wicked, it also has a lot to say about the evils of flossing too....

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JKPwnage 27

Then point out the part where it prohibits ham, seafood, tattoos, and women speaking in church (true story)

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amileah13 26

And how would she know it was used in that way? Makes ya think!

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lovelockdown23 23

Lol maybe because that's what she buys her electric tooth brushes for.

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Cads1 24

Just tell her you use it to clean your balls with.

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echarlotte 19

You can use it too if you're a little adventurous

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