Intimacy: Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating.... - FML

By camp - 03/03/2009 22:14 - United States

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Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp. FML

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By laughingflame - 04/08/2011 06:00 - United States

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Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read extracts from the Bible to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 17:48 - Romania - Buzau

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Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

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Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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By ygma - 01/12/2015 16:39 - United States - Mansfield

Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML

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Caught red-handed

By caught - 09/01/2012 00:43 - United States

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Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2011 04:30 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML

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Hypocrite much?

By sonofahypocriticalwhore - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 05:24 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML

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Creepy

By Thank God I Flush Them Down The Toilet - 26/09/2015 01:10 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I walked into my room and watched as my fanatically religious mother sniffed the used tissues in my trash bin to make sure I wasn't masturbating. FML

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No fun allowed

By but cum to think of it... - 03/07/2015 21:29

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Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML

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Top comments

BeautyAndBrains 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 9:39

Has anyone heard of KNOCKING anymore? My gosh, she should have at least given you some warning before just barging in on you.

neonoodle 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 9:42

What a sad life she must have led if she's never masturbated.

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mad2physicist 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 7:07

Think of all the hot chicks getting sent there for the same reason that you can hook up with!

QWERTYCommander 5

Tuesday 14 September 2010 23:05

Op, ever read (or see) Youth In Revolt? That might help you with your predicament.

Reus_fml 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:50

I'm sorry this happened to you, but you should have hidden it. I once hid an ****** from my mom as she walked in during masturbation. By the way, masturbation is not a bad thing, or if it is? Eternity in hell is worth a life of fapping.

mkling34 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:07

want some help

aerogxt 7

Thursday 19 May 2011 7:34

you need English camp loser

jess6blondie9 2

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:15

Ironic.

blake50023 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 7:05

lock your door

jjluv456 11

Wednesday 10 August 2011 17:43

Sucks for you

bagleface 6

Wednesday 16 November 2011 15:07

Thats why i don't like old people or religion for that matter

ZoeElizabeth 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 6:38

Well at least your grandmother can't catching you wanking at bible camp.

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