Intimacy: Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating....

By camp - 03/03/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp. FML

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By laughingflame - 04/08/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read extracts from the Bible to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 17:48 - Romania - Buzau

Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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By ygma - 01/12/2015 16:39 - United States - Mansfield

Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML

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Caught red-handed

By caught - 09/01/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML

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Hypocrite much?

By sonofahypocriticalwhore - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 05:24 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML

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Creepy

By Thank God I Flush Them Down The Toilet - 26/09/2015 01:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked into my room and watched as my fanatically religious mother sniffed the used tissues in my trash bin to make sure I wasn't masturbating. FML

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No fun allowed

By but cum to think of it... - 03/07/2015 21:29

Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML

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BeautyAndBrains 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 9:39

Has anyone heard of KNOCKING anymore? My gosh, she should have at least given you some warning before just barging in on you.

neonoodle 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 9:42

What a sad life she must have led if she's never masturbated.

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blondebabycakes 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:27

Wrong #7, don't tell me you're one of those idiots that believes we came from monkeys:)

steveakafranxy 7

Tuesday 31 May 2011 17:44

accidentally thumbed this up

AtoZandBeyond 0

Monday 17 August 2009 21:49

Wrong #83, don't tell me you're one of those idiots that believes we came from dirt:)

AtoZandBeyond 0

Monday 7 September 2009 3:36

Well read the Bible thoroughly and point out all the sins that your grammy is doing and tell her she should come with you to bible camp

RatIsKing 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:08

FYL, but you shouldve locked the door anyway

me5 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 3:37

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notyou123 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 2:02

r u retarded? ur @ ur gma's house 1 that's really religious none the less and u **********??????? god! YCDI

Ayselen 0

Friday 15 January 2010 3:36

ROFL Nice, but they're called LOCKS.

idogis1 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 6:04

Not sure what you can do besides go and paint the town white buddy.

Whiterabbitm1 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 19:33

have you thought of telling her you're not going?

U2dabest 0

Monday 22 February 2010 7:42

she's a bitch

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